Remember the horror movie?
The one combining two phobias in a deadly knot?
I mean "Snakes on a plane" (2006).
There is something even worse.
A 6-hour flight with no food served.
Snacks and meals available at additional charge.
But Okay, I'm willing to pay some for a nice meal.
Oh well, if not nice at least for some hot meal.
But here we go.
Meal are no longer called "Herb-Roasted Chicken with Pears and Figs" or "Steak Au Poivre with White Beans" or "Mushroom Ravioli".
That's for first class.
For economy they are economically called "Hearty Meal", "Protein Meal", "Comfort Meal" and "KIds' Meal".
Hearty Meal
This anytime combination includes Old Wisconsin beef salami, Late July Organic Crackers, Oakfield Farms cheddar cheese, Snyder’s mini pretzels, Welch’s fruit snacks, and Thin Addictives Cranberry Almond cookies.
Protein Meal
This protein-packed meal combines Bumble Bee lemon pepper tuna, Athenos whole wheat bagel chips, Wild Garden sundried tomato hummus, Partners crackers, Emerald's natural almonds, Ocean Spray Craisins and a Toblerone chocolate.
Comfort Meal
Grab a treat for all ages: Mott's applesauce, Madi K's blend of almonds, raisins and chocolate, Famous Amos chocolate chip cookies, a Clif Organic Energy Bar, Sun butter, Partner's Crackers and Dickenson's strawberry preserves.
Jet Set Kid Pack
This fun kids' snack box comes with Giddy Strawberry Dip'ems Snacks, Ritz Peanut Butter Crackers, Pepperidge Farm Whole Grain Goldfish, Fruit By The Foot, Dolphin Earbuds, and a slide puzzle to pass the time.
No single fresh component! Of coursed nothing cooked or served re-heated.
Travelers dear, take good care of yourselves, take yogurts, sandwiches and apples along.
Enjoy your flight!
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